Dear Catholic school nuns of my past,
I know you taught me to respect the sanctity of grammar, but I regret to inform you…I’ve become a rebel. Yes, Sister Mary Laura, I will start a sentence with “and,” I might split an infinitive, and no, I absolutely refuse to abandon my beloved Oxford comma. 😎💪
I mean, come on. Who else is going to make sure we’re thanking our parents, Beyoncé, and not Beyoncé’s parents? 🤷♂️
If anyone’s looking for a rogue writer who’s willing to throw some grammatical shade AND spin some serious copy magic, I’m your person! I promise, I only defy the rules when it makes the words sing. 🎶